dankmemeuniversity:

linda-belcher:

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

nowwegotswift:

pauses, then says, let’s get this bread

xcleanx:

kingofsmyheart:

taylor swift didnt write begin again for you to change things you like about yourself for other people 

an important reminder!!!!

nitrosplicer:

beetledrink:

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

It’s right to do that

teenytinyfrog:

in 2019 we should wiggle like worms

mjalti:

some of you guys have never had a breakdown in a public bathroom and it shows. like grow up

mijo:

all block, do not disturb, mute and blacklist features across all media and devices are so sexy if I had to choose any kink it would be restricting a person’s presence in my life